Stuck on a site. Ended up eating this rice pouch like a tamale.

by 38DDs_Please

43 Comments

  1. Debits_equals_credit

    Have you tried going to b site?

  2. 38DDs_Please

    Edit: Yes, it was straight off the shelf and at room temperature.

  3. lovetolickussypay

    Damn snacking on a block of room temp rice is crazy

  4. BunnyLady91

    Why aren’t there tamales in a pouch at the grocery store?

  5. inevitabledoomcute

    lol never saw someone eating it like that

  6. dentalexaminer

    Whatever you have to do to survive! 😂

  7. Fit_Adagio_7668

    Okay, besides eating it that way, I do enjoy eating this here and there.

  8. daaaaamntam

    Jesus. I thought this was r/unclebens for a sec

  9. Hiraethetical

    You’re supposed to break them up with your hands before you open/heat the pouch. It says so in the instructions.

  10. ![gif](giphy|1CK6KuV7XkTba)

    This you 30 mins later wondering if it was worth it

  11. InsideFirefighter608

    Ive done this hundreds of times. It is a cheat code. You picked the best flavor to do it with too. When starving and slaving away at my jobs, this is a filling meal and cures the crave. Thanks for not making me feel alone

  12. FlatwormFamiliar6844

    Those pouch things are disgusting, I tried one once…once!

  13. two_gorillas

    Fun fact I learned having dinner with some Mexican friends: there’s no tamale. It’s un tamal or los tamales.

    Everyone started laughing when I said a tamale sounded super good and it is my duty to save my fellow gringos the embarrassment

  14. bdudders

    Where the fuck is the rest of your thumbnail

  15. ApicnicwithTarkin

    Bro was it heated? If yes it could be a lot worse, if no…..that’s the a lot worse

  16. Oh my. And I say that having the pouches right in my kitchen right now. I know what that would be like. I won’t be joining you. Oh dear.

  17. at least it’s not covered in gravy granules

  18. openallthewindows

    Hell yeah the smoky rice and red beans is my fav

  19. Free-Layer6013

    Thought this was the mushroom Reddit page lol

  20. NotZ1488

    Bro slap it on your engine block for a minute. Thats rough

  21. AgentXrange

    ![gif](giphy|W22pMkV0kEpRNOrsoi|downsized)

    Room temp? 😫

  22. Exact_Comparison_792

    No way would I. I’d rather go hungry and get some proper food after work. That’s too nasty for my liking. Would probably puke it up trying to choke it down too.

  23. TypeOpostive

    I remember being in this headspace, it was a grim time.

  24. Ronin_1999

    ![gif](giphy|A38YkEn7xhCehkX2sV)

    This is Onigiri/Musubi adjacent and I am 1000% here for this content

  25. Slight_Tiger2914

    My guy, pack a lunch… Thats the saddest shit I have ever seen in my life. 

    Man, order delivery or something… come on 😟😮‍💨

  26. Lemonz-418

    That’s a great idea, just need some cheese or sour cream to dip it in.

  27. ___benje

    I fail to see the problem this looks p good to me